I once saw an advertisement for flowers in which a beautiful woman appears and says "Hey Guys it's not that complicated".  I used to give flowers to a beautiful girlfriend of mine and she told me how much she appreciated them.  That was the heyday of our relationship.  We became engaged.  Shortly thereafter she started having sex with a psychiatrist.  Many months later she decided she preferred me to the psychiatrist and came back to me and stupid in love with her me let her.  Many months later I bought her flowers again and she said to me with scorn "At least they're not cheap".  That was the end of flowers for good.  One day she disappeared and I found out later she was married.  Today I'm married to someone else but I can't bring myself to give flowers to my wife.  Guys it really is that complicated.

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